Furniture Retail Outlets in Dorchester

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Unit 8a & b
Parkway Farm Business Park
Middle Farm Way

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Contact Numbers

Customer Service: 01305231231


Opening hours

Monday to Friday: 9am - 6pm

Saturday to Sunday: Closed

Key Services

boys beds, cabin beds, childrens bedroom furniture


  • Luxury Lifestyle Products & Gifts
  • Children's Furniture
  • A Magical World of Unique & Quirky
  • Quirky Home & Garden Ideas
  • Playhouses & Wigwams
  • Unique Gift Ideas
  • Luxury Original Kids Beds
  • Unusual Gift Ideas

About Us (Who are we?) is a Magical World of Stylishly Quirky Homeware and Unique & Unusual Gift Ideas. A Luxury Lifestyle Emporium showcasing an Original Collection of Unique Furniture & Homeware; Original Childrens Beds, Luxury Nursery Ideas, Niche Gifts and all things Wow, Weird and Wonderful... sourced by Zebarella and her Team of Buyers from the World's (UK, Europe, America & Australia's) freshest, brightest new Designers & Manufacturers. On each product page we display the Brand, the Designer, the Country and why these products are so special. Quality Products that the general consumer may otherwise never find.

So what makes our online store so different? and all our products represent "Cuckoo" (Unique, Unusual, Quirky, Original) versions of popular products & themes (which themes are purposeful & functional) from all over the World - for example our Pill Designer Easy Pour Hot Water Bottle is of course first & foremost a Hot Water Bottle - that's a popular theme, but the design & benefits - the Neoprene Material that helps it stay warmer for longer and the 19th Century Canteen styling that's been redesigned into a modern day classic with an Easy Pour Funnel - qualifies it as a Cuckooland product. Our Unique Mighty Purse Clutch Bag is another great example, its a Luxury Leather Purse with a Built in Phone Charger that charges your Phone on the go, offered in 12 vibrant original colours! The same can be said for our Lotus BBQ Grills (stylish, portable, healthy alternative); our Outdoor Rugs (innovative, weatherproof, affordable) in fact the vast majority of our products have something quirky and original about them.- that's how they qualified as Cuckooland products! We're especially proud of our range of Unique Childrens Beds and Kiddies Furniture - from crazy Cabin Beds to unusual Treehouse Beds; Caravans with extra storage, shelving & name plates, Tent Beds with operational flaps. Themed Bedrooms like Astronauts, Fairies, Firemen, Surfers, Princesses, Footballers are all covered, all with that sprinkling of Cuckooland magic.

Our tone of voice, imagery and products all create a world on the other side of the rainbow, a place of intrigue to return to, a unique upmarket shopping experience with a fun gooey centre... and the kind of products and surprises you'll love!
Welcome to Cuckooland!

How To Order

You can buy products the following ways:
Online. This is the simplest way. Click on the products you like and follow the prompts and call to action buttons. Click here to get started!

By calling our friendly customer service team on +44 (0) 01305 231 231 (UK) Mon-Fri 9-6pm and ordering over the phone.
Once you place your order online we will send you an automatic email confirming the details of your order. Our stock levels are checked and updated twice daily, we also check product availability again when your order is placed and if we cannot fulfill your order we will let you know by email.
If you have any questions you can also email us at

Gift Wrapping

We deliver “Acts of Wow"- it's in our core values. Gift wrapping is one of them. Our specially selected (and highly trained) team of Grannies all have extra-long, double jointed fingers; they have an endless supply of tea and cake and they work in absolute comfort according to International Regulations Governing the Voluntary Deployment of Grannies (IRG TV DOG).

Team Grannie wraps each Gift individually in our special luxury Cuckooland paper complete with a beautiful designer ribbon; hand written Gift Tag and a generous sprinkling of yesteryear magic- take a peek. Note the photo of Grannie Gladys carefully and painstakingly wrapping each one.
Products eligible for Gift Wrapping are marked “Available for Gift Wrapping" on the product detail pages.
Why not use our “add a message" function and include a few words to your nearest and dearest on a Cuckooland gift tag?
Our Gift Wrapping service is £4.95 including Ribbon and Gift Tag and regardless of Gift size.

Our Prices

Each product and its price displayed on includes V.A.T at 20% where applicable. Meaning the total price you pay is always the same regardless of whether UK VAT is chargeable and regardless of which country you are in.
The price for delivery will be confirmed at checkout and before you submit your credit card details. This will depend on the delivery address you specify. As hard as we try, we are not perfect (gasp!) and if an error in pricing occurs we will email you giving you the option of reconfirming your order at the correct price or cancelling it. If an order is cancelled or we cannot get hold of you, our default action will be to refund your credit card.
All our prices are quoted in UK pounds. Our currency converter is only a guide to help estimate the price conversion in currencies outside the UK. Your credit card company will decide the exchange rate and cannot be held responsible for any loss occurred due to exchange rate fluctuations.

Trading Since




Mathy By Bols Unique Kids Beds




With over 400 reviews on Feefo and a customer service rating of 97% I was expecting a lot from this quirky online shop. I have to say I was bowled over by the attention to detail and how far this company went to deliver a brilliant product and a product service. Would highly recommend!

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Products and Services

Unique Childrens Beds

Childrens Beds

Unique and Unusual Childrens Beds and Bedroom Furniture

Price: £2390

Childrens Beds

BBQ's & Unique Gifts

Lotus BBQ Grill

Portable, safe and efficient. Uses minimal Charcoal. Award Winning BBQ

Price: £129

Lotus BBQ Grill

We offer these services

  • Buy Online
  • Delivery Service
  • website
  • Customer Service / Helpline
  • Money Back Guarantee
  • Next Day Delivery
  • Refunds
  • Overseas Shipping
  • Exchanges
  • Free Returns

We offer these payment methods

  • American Express
  • Delta
  • MasterCard
  • Maestro
  • Visa
  • PayPal


Dear Cuckooland, The treehouse beds are pure magic. I have triplet boys and one room for them to express their individuality. The beds made it easy, each boy decorated his own way. Some nights they would share a bed, it is their own home. The beds create a fairytale atmosphere that adults want to share. And the construction is solid, a substantial piece of furniture. It was well worth the effort to import from Europe, there is nothing like them that I could find in the US. Karen Lerner New York, USA

Karen Learner

Fast service.did exactly what they said they would do. Love the delivery message.

Karen Norris

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