Good service, poor location

I was happy to find an establishment so close to my abode with ladies who would let me bagpipe them, and the negotiated price was fair. The building itself was described as being 'discrete', and whilst this is true in itself, it was located opposite a public house called "natterjacks". This venue not only had a veranda, but also a rather large crowd of unruly gentlemen upon said veranda who began to jeer as I entered the the massage parlor. once inside, I was greeted by a pleasant (and scantly clad) woman called Jen, who's delicate armpit was moist and quite inviting, so much so that she cause my essence to launch the length of the room and knock a vase off of a shelf. After my appointment, I left and was once again faced with the ruffians upon the veranda. Their jeering had increased tenfold and some of their comments were rather offensive. One indeed stated the I now had a sexually transmitted disease, and when I explained that my genitalia had only interacted with an armpit and could not possibly have been infected, I was bombarded with supersonic laughter instead of the expected silence. Overall, the girls are brilliant, but the location is very hazardous

Gary Drummer - 31/01/2020 | report this review