We are a recently opened massage parlour, based in a luxury apartment 2 mins walk away from moor fields train station. Varied choice of masseuses who each have their own different specialities every day except sunday 11 am till 8 pm

Please remove this hideous business from your advertising. I am a devout christian and have just moved into the vacant premises. I am constantly answering the door to young feisty, hormonal, frustrated guys who instantly presume I am the massasue who will allivate their problems with a reach around. From having my breast fondeled, too seeing too many snakes at my door, I wish to no longer put up with this nonsense. As for the two for one on wednesdays, does this mean two men for the price of one, or two reach arounds for the price of one???? Obviously I am not the only one confused by this, Tom (every wednesday) thinks its the latter, Fred and Bruce.......well, thats just say its a good job I don't ski...........