Mutton dressed as........

The landlady here has a face like thunder, and to sum up her dress sense ........ 'Mutton dressed as Lamb'. She must be easily in her late forties [and it shows], dresses in see-through white trousers, with a black thong clearly showing to all-and-sundry.The landlord makes up for her, very cheerful, full of laughter and very appreciative of your custom. The kind of guy you don't mind going out for a pint with, as he is full of laughs.Food was OK, but tables are near to the backdoor meant smoke kept coming in and wafting over us whilst we were eating. Very reasonable prices for food, and drink is average priced.The customers are a mixed bunch, mainly working-class and friendly. And you might bump into [and bounce off if you are going to fast...she a bit porky] a woman who loves telling everyone how clever she is, and she works for the coroners office. Didn't catch her name, but she loves herself and is always flirting with guys 110%; and her chap was with her at the time !!!!!!! I wish I had the nerve to tell her she is not even attractive, but the chap looks to be a bit of a bruiser...bulldog face, shaved head and plays the bandit like he's addicted.Decent enough place, but avoid the landlady and the nymphomaniac...who's very clever and works for the coroner [Tip...stick with the stiffs lady, you'll get more responce from them than me].

A User - 01/11/2008 | report this review