NOT THE BEST

I had great difficulty finding the place after getting stuck in the road works all round Oldham center, then fiding somewhere to park was nearly as bad. totally stressed by now i was looking forward to a massage and a personal service. Things didnt get any better as the parlour wasnt the cleanest ive been to and the decor and furnishings have seen better days. Then the girls all came to say hello 1 by 1, the descriptions i was given over the phone were exaggerated greatly. At that point i couldnt decide if i should cut my losses and get out now or as i was here and in need of de-stressing pick the only girl who seemed to have a glimer of enthusiasm, what the hell i went for it. Waste of my time and money, the bedroom needed a complete over haul and a good scrub, clean bedding and towels would of helped, at that point i knew i couldnt perform as i was to deflated. What finally made my mind up was the girl walking in the room and coldly said take your colthes off and get on the bed without even lookung in my direction, i mumbled something about receiving a phone call and i had to leave. Definately not a place for the faint hearted.

Phil Baines - 04/02/2013 | report this review